cyclops
Me: She is learning how to apologize by how you apologize to her. Please, please use a kind voice and look her in the eye and give her a hug.
K: The eye? THE EYE! She is NOT a cyclops!
Me: Oh honey, please, can you just apologize?
K: I am NOT making lunch if you are going to keep talking to me.
Me: Oh sister, please bring out your best self.
K: You want me to apologize to a CYCLOPS?!?
This girl. This loud, obnoxious, hilarious girl who reminds me so much of myself and brings me SO much joy is also a fireball of crazy contention in our home. Laughter and prayer are my only hopes!