expiration dates
Annesley holding some half-n-half: Mom, is this good? I can’t tell.
Me: What does it smell like? What does the date say?
Annesley: It says April 14, but I don’t know what year.
Me, dying laughing: We may not be totally up to snuff on our kitchen maintenance, but there is no way we would have half-n-half in our fridge if it expired last April!