can and do are two different things
Laughing SO hard right now.
Richard: (comes in with a sheepish look on his face) I’m wondering about this mystical grocery list Annesley says you have????
Me: (giggling) What is that look on your face?
Richard: Well, Annesley told me you have a list, but I just can’t imagine that is true and I don’t want to make you feel bad by asking about it.
Me: (full blown laughter) I DO! Here it is!
Richard: WHAT? You actually made a list?
Me: Yes! Here you go!
Richard: (completely dumbfounded) Wow, this is some serious organization.