no sourdough for us!
Ummmmmmm.
Me: Richard, where is the jar of sourdough start?
Richard: What??? Oh man, is that what that was? I thought it was old smoothie rotting away in a jar.
Me: WHAT!!! Where is it?
Richard: Down the garbage disposal.
Me: Nooooooooo!
Richard: I‘m more upset than you are. I love sourdough so much. Does this mean you were going to start baking us sourdough bread again?
Me: Well, I was, but then you threw it away! And trust me, you are not more upset than I am.
Richard: I can’t believe I did that. What was I thinking?
Me to myself: Clearly I have a problem taking care of my dishes if my family members assume a beautiful ball of sourdough start is a disgusting pile of post-smoothie leftovers.
Sooooooo, I guess I won’t start making sourdough this week.